Dr. Seuss and the Bottled Water Scam

Water scam!
Water scam!
I do not like the bottled water scam!

Do you like
the bottled water scam?
I do not like that water, ma’am.
I do not like
the bottled water scam.

Would you drink it
here or there?

I would not drink it
here or there.
I would not drink it anywhere.

I do not like
that water, ma’am.
I do not like the bottled water scam.

Would you drink the backwards naivE?
Would you drink it if you were Steve?

I would not drink
backwards naivE.
I would not drink it
were I Steve.

I do not like water
in a bottle.
I do not like
the waste, it’s awful.

Would you drink it
in a tree?
Would you drink it
if it were free?

Not in a tree.
Not if it were free.
I would not drink the
backwards naivE,
I would not drink it were I Steve.
I would not drink bottled water anywhere.
I would not drink bottled water, ma’am.
I do not like the bottled water scam.

Happy birthday, Dr. Seuss!